Dating in the Pox-Eclipse....

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Dating in the Pox-Eclipse....

Postby DAnconiaLead » Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:23 pm

If you were living in the Wasteland of the Pox-Eclipse and had the opportunity to have a (consensual*) relationship with any of the women from the 'Mad Max' universe, which would you choose (in order of appearance);

Jessie Rockatansky-Joanne Samuel

'The Warrior Woman-Virginia Hey

The Captain's Girl- Arkie Whiteley

Aunty Entity-Tina Turner

Savannah Nix-Helen Buday (FYI-She was 22-23 at the time of filming, so she is 'legal')

Imperator Furiosa-Charlize Theron (She would have the prosthetic arm)

Toast the Knowing-Zoe Kravitz

Splendid Angharad-Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (after she's given birth)

Capable-Riley Keough

Dag-Abbey Lee

Cheedo the Fragile-Cortney Eaton

Valkyrie-Megan Gale

*Since the 'Wives' in Fury Road are essentially sex-slaves, and rapes occur in Mad Max 1 & 2, I thought that it was important to specify that this relationship would be consensual...
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Re: Dating in the Pox-Eclipse....

Postby Taipan » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:09 pm

I would date the hell out of Jessie, not only because she's drop dead gorgeous but she's also the most normal out of the whole bunch, i.e. has a pre-apocalyptic mindset.

But since we're talking Pox-Eclipse:

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Re: Dating in the Pox-Eclipse....

Postby themanw/oaname » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:44 am


though, i think valkyrie would be someone better to live with in a post apocalypse because she'd be way more helpful for surviving than the wives would be. i'd see that as an added plus.
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Re: Dating in the Pox-Eclipse....

Postby MWFV8 » Mon Jun 06, 2016 5:37 am

I've always had the hots for Aunty's tall blonde female guard.
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